MAYBE?!

"I don't know, I'll let you know"...
That sentence really riles me!
Why don't you answer YES or NO..
Instead of always MAYBE?!
 
"Maybe I can, Maybe I can't..
I don't know...let's wait and see...
Give me a call that same evening...
I'll let you know then if I'm free!"
 
Well, Ladies of America,
I have a reply..that's TRUE:
"SIT ON IT!  For the rest of your days!
Now, how’s THAT grab you?!
 
There's no indecision on THIS end,
When I ask you to go out...
Just simply come back with a YES or a NO...
What's all this uncertainty about??
 
I'm not a Casanova,
An Errol Flynn I could never be;
But this recent surge of indecision
Has me wondering what's wrong with me!
 
I check me out in the mirror
Each morning when I arise.
Of course I'm a little partial,
But I kind of like my eyes!
 
I'm not 'tall, dark and handsome',
I missed out out on ONE of them,
But two out of three is really not bad..
It's not my fault I'm only 5-10!
 
Ladies, do you get the message?
See why this upsets me so?
I'd rather hear a NEGATIVE, positively!,
Than 'Gee Joe, I'll let you know!'
 
Get out in the world and 'do your thing',
To a point, this is really great;
But don't get bogged down so heavily,
That you've no time left for a DATE!
 
It doesn't have to be fancy,
I'm really not hard to please.
If you're short of cash, I'll LOAN you some...
FOUR dollars back, for THREE!
 
I may have just discovered the reason
Why this tendency to hesitate.
I may have to alter my LENDING routine,
And start charging a LOWER rate!
 
 
                        3-27-81
 
(Ann and Joyce)

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